Got this from tumblr;
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER…….. I’D PUT MY ARMS IN MY SHIRT AND TOLD PEOPLE I LOST MY ARMS. WOULD RESTART THE VIDEO GAME WHENEVER I KNEW I WAS GOING TO LOSE. SLEPT WITH ALL THE STUFFED ANIMALS AS A CHILD SO NONE OF THEM GOT OFFENDED..HAD THAT ONE PEN WITH 4 COLORS, AND TRIED TO PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS AT ONCE. POURED SODA INTO THE CAP AND ACTING LIKE I WERE TAKING SHOTS. THE HARDEST DECISION WAS CHOOSING WHICH NINTENDO GAME TO PLAY. WAITED BEHIND A DOOR TO SCARE SOMEONE, THEN LEAVING BECAUSE THEY’RE TAKING TOO LONG TO COME OUT OR YOU HAD TO PEE. FAKED BEING ASLEEP, SO I COULD BE CARRIED TO BED. USED TO THINK THAT THE MOON FOLLOWED MY CAR. WATCHING TWO DROPS OF RAIN ROLL DOWN WINDOW AND PRETENDING IT WAS A RACE. WENT ON THE COMPUTER JUST TO USE PAINT. THE ONLY THING I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF WAS A TAMAGOTCHI. THE ONLY ‘FAKE’ FRIENDS I HAD WERE INVISIBLE ONES . I USED TO SING IN THE SHOWER. (NOW? I MAKE LIFE DECISIONS IN THERE NOW). SWALLOWED A FRUIT SEED I WAS SCARED TO DEATH THAT A TREE WAS GOING TO GROW IN MY TUMMY. GETTING A BRUISED KNEES HEALS BETTER THAN A BROKEN HEART. REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND COULDN’T WAIT TO GROW UP…WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING????????????????????????????????????
